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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
