TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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