1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
