Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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