I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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