If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just blew my weed a kiss
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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