I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
high people should be assigned attendants
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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