pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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