We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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