Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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