just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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