It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
God gave him joint rollers for hands
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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