I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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