matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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