i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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