bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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