can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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