there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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