The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Success! We fucked roommates!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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