Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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