At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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