My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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