windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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