Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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