Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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