if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
