Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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