New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize