I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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