everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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