People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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