you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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