Duck Duck Cougar?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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