plz talk dirty to me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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