I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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