I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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