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• (847): View more from Illinois

  4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.

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  i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards

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  None

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens

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• (407): View more from Florida

  it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  ...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  "Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.

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