Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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