Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Randomize
