They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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