so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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