I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
whose parrot is this?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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