U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
why is half of my head shaved?
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