guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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