when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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