talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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