i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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