"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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