do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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