High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.