but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel