Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment