singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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