i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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