i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao