did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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