His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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