that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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