Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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