I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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